Everyone also knows that I bought a nifty little toy that was called the Hand Buddy. Nice little square of leather that slips over the hand... Nice thud, deep sting.. yeah... Anywho.. I have this dog... Love her, she's my sleeping pal, and well her only short coming is that anything, and I do mean anything leather is like a beacon to her. She chewed the end of my rose paddle that I love so much when we first got her.
Now, imagine my surprise to come home today and find a very, VERY chewed up Hand Buddy in the living room floor.
My first thought was OMG, the kids saw that.... My second was, OMG she chewed my favorite toy. My third and most important thought was... WHY oh WHY could she not have chewed up the punishment paddle if she was going to chew something.
I mean can't you just see it... I'm sorry Sir, but the punishment paddle has met with an unfortunate demise... (imagine gleeful delight here)
Alas, it was not to be. Of course, the punishment paddle is safely stored. Go figure...