If the infomercials are any indication, Americans want to be free.
They want to be fat free
This can be achieved by cleansing your colon (eww) while following the SENSA shaking on your food after participating in Your Body Type of taking the Insanity Challenge for 90 days Px.
They want to be Wrinkle free
This can be achieved by being Proactiv about the facial scrub that uses some kind of "melon" that Cindy Crawford swears by not to be confused with the Mineral basics that Victoria Principal has been using for 15 years and looks 30 years younger.
They want to be hassel free (in the kitchen)
This is evidenced by the juicer, the gensi knifes, the slicer that talks to you, the convection oven that does EVERYTHING but wipe you nose, and the new set of baking pans that also double as jell-o molds..
They want to have smart kids
This is evidenced by the hooked on phonics, better behavior, memory improvement, better grades in
in six weeks with these new vitamins, exercises, programs... blah, blah, blah.
Personally, I wonder if all these info-mercials aren't meant to attempt to assist folks with insomnia... Ya know, BORED to sleep. You too can ponder these things and many more!!! Just join me in insomnia land from 3-6am. Thank GOD, at 6, Law And Order comes on....